Fancy sliding down the hall in your socks? Using your hairbrush as a microphone? Making your Sunday grooming routine into your own personal music video? That’s exactly what this week calls for, which requires a very specific kind of song and Prefab Sprout’s The King of Rock ‘N’ Roll is the perfect match.
Romanticising your life like it’s a John Hughes film, dance around as if your Ferris Bueller, Duckie from Pretty in Pink, or trying to pass your mornings detention with The Breakfast Club. The King of Rock ‘N’ Roll is the perfect song to act out in the mirror as flawlessly shown in Netflix’s I Am Not Okay With This. (Side note: my favourite thing Netflix has made and it was cancelled before the second season which I will probably never get over.)
From the second it starts the song is everything you want and need from the 80’s, colour, fun and synth. So slap on your leg warmers and get ready to play on repeat so you can perfect the monologuing lyrics…
“When she looks at me and laughs, I remind her of the facts… I’m the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll, completely.”
And while you’re getting ready for prom, a date or more likely to stuff your face with a roast dinner, you can fully immerse yourself in the character this song deserves. End your weekend with pure joy as you build to maybe the most random and electrifying lyrics you could have the pleasure of singing at the top of your lungs…
“Hot Dog, Jumping Frog, Albuquerque”
And yes, I must admit, I only knew this as ‘The Albuquerque song’ until last year. But now I know it properly for what it is. A big, big tune from one of the County Durhams best exports Prefab Sprout.
So give it a listen and answer me honestly dear reader… could you resist the urge to join in for at least the la la la’s? I doubt it.